Since we're so smart, we're going to publish a magazine which will tell you everything you want to know about life in today's fast-paced world. We will use all the new "buzzwords", and make up some of our own, so you will never feel left out. You'll be on the "scene". Permanently.
The rag is title MiReD, and it's been in pre-production for over a year now. We're really thorough. But, we do have the cover of the first issue, so you can wet your lips and chomp at your bits: